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You: Firm power bottom, game for anything. You should be good looking and ready for an evening you will never forget. Must be experienced in Quicken Deluxe, or QuickBooks Pro 2009, plus have knowledge of regional tax codes and federal small business tax exemptions and forms 1120 and 1065. Also, no fatties.
Me: Adam Lambert lookalike that has it going on where it counts. I also have numerous inquiries about itemized deductions on my state tax filings. Plus, I’m well-hung.
Two
Hello love-ly ladies are you there! Haven’t quite found the girl for me yet, but I know she is out there. Perhaps you need to knwo a bit more about me. I’m a handsome young professional, rugged, athletic, knowlidgable, I know how to treat a lady. I like cuddling, dessert, rainy days, movies, camping, hiking, fisting, and the outdoors. Perhaps you are my lucky special someone.
Looking for b-cup or better, 18-25, most ethnicities ok, please be std-free (herpes negotiable).
Three
Free Sealy Posturepedic Mattress!
Come fuck me on my mattress and then take the mattress away. No, you can’t take the box spring too.
I love the Portland Mercury.